Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Wife Trained in "Spanking Songs"

Dear 1950s Wife:

My husband, George, makes me sing this song before he spanks me:

"Georgie Porgie Puddin' n' Pie
Spanks Me Hard And Makes Me Cry
Spanks Me 'til I Holler 'Oh!!!'
And That's Why I Love Georgie So!!"

Except when it's my birthday. Then I must sing to him:

"Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Me
Today is My Birthday
So It's Over Your Knee"

Good woman:

Good for him!


  1. I think George should craft a spanking song for you based on the song, "You always hurt the one you love." That would be for when you are getting a serious punishment spanking.


  2. Excellent suggestion Barrister. I sent an e-mail to the husband and he wrote back saying he's at work crafting such a tune on his banjo, as well as whittling a hickory switch with which to lead the singing!