Dear 1950s Wife:
My husband, George, makes me sing this song before he spanks me:
"Georgie Porgie Puddin' n' Pie
Spanks Me Hard And Makes Me Cry
Spanks Me 'til I Holler 'Oh!!!'
And That's Why I Love Georgie So!!"
Except when it's my birthday. Then I must sing to him:
"Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Me
Today is My Birthday
So It's Over Your Knee"
Good for him!