Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Presenting the 2014 Spanked Wives Winter Games, a "Winter Spanks" BlogHop Happening

This story is now included in my latest anthology "The Best of 1950s Wife Vol. 2," which may be purchased for ready read on your Kindle from Amazon.com for the reasonable price of $2.99 by clicking this link: The Best of 1950s Wife Vol. 2

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  1. These must be hardy women indeed! But what a way to spice up winter. Lovely story.
    pk.corey@yahoo.com

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  2. Great story-- but I'm in so much trouble since I never learned to skate!

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    1. I can't skate either Lisa. And, even though I've lived in the Chicago area for more than 20 years now, I still haven't adjusted to the bitter cold winters. Counting the days till spring.

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  3. A great tradition, but a bit hard on the poor husbands with so much expected of them!
    Bootsyduck68@gmail.com

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    1. It is rough on the poor husbands Janey. That's why, when Husband and wife return home from the Spanked Wives Winter Games, it's traditional for wife to massage Hubby's shoulders for 30 minutes all the while apologizing for being naughty and forcing him to tire out his "spanking arm" by punishing her. Then, after Husband has finished a tasty home-cooked meal, wife follows him into the bedroom, sinks to her knees, unzips his fly and has het "after- dinner dessert."

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  4. OMG Claire. I want to go! Were the bleachers the metal kind? Do the wives get to sit down? Their poor thighs will stick to the seats.

    I'm thinking if I can simulate the corner time in my backyard. It's nowhere near as cold so not too worried about my nipples. I do worry the old bags that live around here will call the cops though. There's no fun left in this town Claire. We need a Spanked Wives Winter Games here!

    I'm trying to think of my favorite parts. Definitely the Texas size behind...but there's just so much! You're amazing.

    Natasha-knight@outlook.com

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    1. Thanx Natasha! You're the best friend a gal can have.

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  5. I loved the story. My sister and I used to take ice skating lessons in the 50 s. I used to fall on my bottom a lot until I got the hank of it. Then we would play hockey on a pond down the street. It had weeds sticking up and we use to trip a lot.

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    1. Appreciate the compliments Laurel. Glad you enjoyed the story :) Any gal hardy enough to grow up playing pond hockey is OK by me!

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  6. Love it! I ice skated one time and that was enough for me! Yikes! Love to watch it on tv though. Great story!

    Best

    Erzabet Bishop
    erzabetwrites at gmail dot com

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  7. I loved this story! I'm not sure I could stand this competition though I'm such a wuss when it comes to the cold! Why is it the woman are out half naked in the freezing cold? I think the woman would be a little more motivated by seeing their husbands have a little piece of flesh showing! Although shriveled up! LOL Thanks and have a great day!
    amybowens34@yahoo.com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments on the story Amy! As to why only the wives must stand naked on the pond showing off bodies kept fit-and-trim through a daily regimen of eight hours of "power housekeeping aerobics" followed after dinner by three hours of bed-shaking sexual gymnastics, while the men remain fully clothed, in the "Spanked Wives Winter Games," just as in ballet, women are the star performers while men are relegated to supporting roles.

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  8. "Mister Blister Bottom Crisper" had me laughing out loud. You are one of the funniest people I know. (I'm hoping flattery is considered creative where this contest is concerned, even though it's sincere.) What do you think of "Happy Slappy Bottom Clappy"? Maybe not so great. :) pig@patriciagreenbooks.com

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    1. Thanx Trish :) Appreciate the compliments! The paddle is my favorite spanking implement by far, particularly as the implement often has nicknames bestowed upon it such as "Ol' Sparky" and such.
      And, yes, "Happy Slappy Bottom Clappy" is a perfectly fine name for a paddle, particularly if the face of the board included a drawing of a gal looking not-so-happy with a frown on her face and "heat sparks" shooting from her behind.

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  9. May I come and visit your town? :)
    Very creative winter games. I also loved the name of the paddle!!
    Thanks for being part of the hop.

    brattyadaline@gmail.com

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    1. I checked with the "good woman" in question and she advises your welcome to visit anytime Adaline, if not for the "Spanked Wives Winter Games" in January then for the "Mighty Mosquito Bite Festival" in July. (People from other parts of the country are sometimes surprised to learn that the nastiest mosquitos are found in the upper-Midwestern states of Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan due to the area's many lakes.
      Alas "good woman" informs me there's a residency requirement to participate in the Spanked Wives Winter Games in order to keep "ringers" from Siberia or the Yukon Territory from taking part.

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  10. I totally enjoyed your fun, creative story and laughed out loud many times but I have to admit, when I saw the bit about the performance enhancing drugs, you sucked me right in, not for the games, oh no! Just for the being able to do the cooking, cleaning and laundering without a grumble of thanks, and still being willing to be up for three hours of bed shaking sex. There's gotta be a valium or xanax type enhancement drug for that :D

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    1. duh, email again! Sorry tarafinneganromance@gmail.com

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    2. Appreciate the compliments on my story Tara :)
      As far as performance enhancing drugs are concerned, we 1950s wives mainly prefer to stay in shape the old-fashioned way via "power housekeeping aerobics" and "bed-shaking sexual gymnastics." Though I must admit that I do imbibe the occasional afternoon tonic of caffeine-loaded energy drink mixed with three packets of sugar for a little "pick-me-up." The extra energy can really help in getting me through that second round of vacuuming to clean up the morning dust.

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  11. That is great! I know my husband would love it! Not so sure about me...Love the spanking, but not so hip on the cold.
    Mel
    bournmelissa at hotmail dot com

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    1. I feel the same way. Prefer a warm bottom over cold feet any day!
      Glad you enjoyed the story :)

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  12. I'm not sure I'd do too well in these games. I hate the cold.

    kesummer69(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. I hate the cold too, Kelsey. I much prefer the warm weather setting for my story on the "2012 Spanked Wives Olympics," which, shameless plug, is one of several hot spank fiction tales found in my e-book "The Best of 1950s Wife" available on Amazon.com

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  13. I have no words. The story is both amusing and horrifying. The spanking is fine. The groping by dirty old men who probably look like the crypt keeper is fine. Even the public humiliation is titillating. I guess I just can't get over the frostbite danger. But hey, losing a nipple or two in the pursuit of sexy spankings, it's not for me to judge. It's probably just my brain and it's enforced logic. Instead of being aroused, I'm just thinking of all the trauma triage that needs to be performed on these frozen females. *shudder* Kind of kills my libido.

    lacrimsonfemme at gmail dot com

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    1. For brevities sake, I failed to mention that trained medical personnel are on the scene of the "Spanked Wives Winter Games" to guard against frostbite danger. Also, did you happen to read the part near the end of my post where I note that my story is fiction and that the competition's activities would be dangerous to do in real life, particularly the game involving standing naked in the freezing cold.
      Still I appreciate your comments and am glad that parts of the story worked for you.

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    2. Yup, I realize it's obviously fiction. I don't need to read a disclaimer to figure that out. Doesn't change how I felt about the story.

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  14. Claire, you always make me smile. Your's is the only blog I could visit that would make me seriously consider braving frigid temps in booty shorts. You made it sound so damn hot!
    I'm not good at standing still so I would be awful at the "simulated corner time", oh, but then that would get me a spanking... sign me up for that one ;)

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    1. Thanx Casey :) Appreciate the compliments! I'm not much of a cold-weather person despite living many years now in the frigid Chicago area so I probably wouldn't do too well in the Spanked Wives Winter Games. Still one can fantasize :)

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  15. Midriff baring in winter. Hardier gals than me. Nice story though.


    livinezlee@gmail.com

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  16. My daughter came in while I was reading this story because of how loud I was laughing. That being said there is no way in H-E- double hockey sticks that I would win because I am an out and out klutz. But(t) what a story. Thanks so very much. laurah2727@yahoo.com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments! Glad you enjoyed the story :) And thanks also for your totally awesome pun. Any gal game enough to make a joke out of the word "but" is OK by me!

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  17. Spanked Wives Winter Games?? I'm glad that you said this was fiction because I was wondering just how vanilla I was...and that there's a whole big wild world out that that I know absolutely NOTHING about! LOL.
    capefearlibn at gmail dot com

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    1. Fiction for now. But one day the capacity to endure spanking and cornertime will be deservedly recognized as Olympic-caliber competitions!

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  18. Claire, I wish you the very best of luck at the Spanked Wives Winter Games. I have to warn you, though, that Southern girls are in training for such events practically as soon as they're able to tell the difference between a run-of-the-mill vacuum and something as special as the Suck-It-Up Super Sucker. Why, you can already tell that Texas girl has been practicing her "Boo-Hooing" for a long time. I do hope you win, though. She certainly hasn't published any stories that measure up to yours, so why would we even think of being in her corner? So to speak.

    Loved this story!
    bbbadbarbie@gmail.com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments Barbara. Glad you enjoyed the story :) I would say that some, but not all, Southern gals have a competitive advantage from their upbringing in competing in events that highlight the "1950s lifestyle." For example, I don't recall Scarlett O'Hara doing very much in the way of housework growing up, instead relying on Mammy, Prissy and the other servants to do the chores. That's why she needed to marry a dominant man like Rhett Butler who was not shy about putting her over his knee and spanking her sassy bottom yo keep her in line.

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  19. Thanks for such a cute story. Since I never learned to stay upright on ice skates, I have to ask...does skating the entire routine on your bottom constitute a valid skating routine? LOL

    Blessings...
    Cat catsbrighteyes at gmail dot com

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    1. Cat, skating an entire routine by sliding along on your bottom could certainly work well. For one thing, it would look cute and being a cute-and-charming "girly girl" during the performance is far more important than knowing how to ice skate. Also, it is a well-known premise in the Disciplinary Arts that wetting a submissive's bottom prior to a spanking makes it hurt worse. Since half of a gal's score comes from her performance in the "spank and cry," getting your butt wet by sliding on the ice prior to being spanked would be a definite competitive advantage.

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  20. Comment 1 of 2

    SUCH a GREAT POST. I'm in awe. Oh, there is an important Games related document I wanted to share with you though (I’ll post it in a second comment because Blogger’s character limit is ridiculously restrictive.)

    Claire, thanks again for sharing your sly wit, wicked sense of humor, and just plain SMOKIN' writing!

    trentevansletters(at)gmail(dot)com

    (Serious note from Trent -- the comment to follow should be considered Claire Collinsgrove FanFic. It was inspired solely by your post. Do with it what you will:)

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    1. Thanx Trent. Appreciate the compliments! Also enjoyed your excellent summary of the Games :) Hoping that reporters covering hockey and figure skating at next month's Winter Olympics will be so detailed.

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    Spanked Wives 2014 Winter Games -- Final Progress Report

    Compiled by Rod N. Tanner -- Chair, Steering Committee, Spanked Wives Winter Games Husband’s Advisory Council

    Summary:
    Event attendance in 2013 was highest on record, and with several new entrants in this year’s upcoming Games (most notably Texas transplant Ted Everett and his gluteally blessed wife Candace -- see Entrant Pre-Inspection, Winter Games), both the competitive field and crowd attendance for 2014 are slated to be the largest yet. With weather forecasted to be just warm enough to keep carbon dioxide in a gaseous state, the 2014 Games should go off without a hitch -- though it’s unlikely the competitors will look forward to the expected weather with much anticipation.

    This year a warming station will be added to the bleachers area (several male spectators have complained in the past that they were unable to find a suitably discreet location to attend to wives whose fidgeting during the longer events could no longer be tolerated). We expect the station to be rather well-attended this year, and thus have ensured it will be equally well-stocked with the appropriate aids to feminine attitude adjustment.

    Also a first for 2014: bleacher attendants. Duties will include assisting spectators find their seats, looking pretty, answering any questions regarding the Games schedule, and most importantly, looking pretty.

    A full list of the attendants has not yet finalized, but the Steering Committee went to great lengths to not only select suitably buxom examples of the female of the species, but also bring in uniforms appropriate for the task. While deciding on the woolen full body suit -- certain accommodation must be made for brisk weather-- several members advocated for attendant uniforms considered less deleterious to observing the details of the attendants’ physiques (the final vote was 5 votes for the bodysuit, and 4 votes for the underwire bustier with matching thong). A compromise was reached in that the uniform color was changed from black to a light gray such that the color and the sheerness of the thin fabric would be satisfactorily revealing.
    The committee highly recommends the underwire bustier uniform for future Games however, weather conditions permitting (see Proposed Uniforms addendum).

    Event specific considerations: Paddled Posterior Ice Block Melt

    After preliminary measurements of new entrants was conducted, it was revealed that due to the hip measurement of Texas newcomer Candace Everett, the size of the pre-cut ice blocks would need to be increased. Ted Everett was given a friendly reminder that should he allow his better half’s beam to increase further, he risk a fine for shirking of marital PT duties.

    New Policy Implementation:
    Following the measurement incident with Ms. Everett, a new pre-event Winter Games Trials will be put into place for the 2014 event. These Trials have been instituted on advice from both the official attending physician and because the Steering Committee thought it would make for a pleasant pre-Games diversion. Full body measurements, weight, cup size, responsiveness to corporal punishment, and comportment under duress will be evaluated.

    Husband’s of Games entrants are encouraged to attendent the Trials and carry out the evaluations of their wives themselves. In the event one or more husbands are unable to attend the Trials, several Steering Committee members have volunteered to sacrifice for the greater good of the community and step in to conduct the evaluations instead. The Steering Committee wishes to express its gratitude for such selfless dedication displayed by the (numerous and enthusiastic) members who volunteered for this service.

    Conclusion:
    The Steering Committee believes that all necessary work and preparations for the Winter Games have been completed. The full report, program, photographic addendum for Trials evaluations, and complete list of Games entrants will be distributed at next week’s Female Disciplinary Review Board meeting.

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  22. oh what fun! I laughed as hard as I always do when I come on your blog :) I liked your "warning" at the end :D

    authorjoellecasteel at excite dot com

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  23. Oh Claire you’re a hoot! I love your stories but I especially loved the visual of a spanked bottom melting a block of ice. Now that’s dedication to sport :)

    constancemasters@gmail.com


    constancemasters@gmail.com

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    1. Thanx Constance! Glad you enjoyed the story :) Just curious: Are Australian winters cold enough to hold your own version of the Spanked Wives Winter Games? If no frozen pond is available to compete on, perhaps you can substitute standing naked up to the chin in the chilly ocean water of July for being on ice for the "Five Minute Simulated Cornertime Standoff."
      PS: Did ya notice that I, an American, am smart enough to know that Australian winters are June through August?

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  24. Originally from Minnesota, I was surprised at your disclaimer and warning at the end. I believed every word in your lovely story. ed

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    1. Thanx Ed :) Glad you enjoyed the story! People from MinneSOta are totally awesome. PS: Did ya notice that I know how to correctly pronounce MinneSOta?

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  25. Oh no, forgot the email again. Boy am I going to get it.
    caddydlr@yahoo.com
    Ed

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  26. Claire, you always crack me up.

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  27. LOVE this! Since I'm from the deep south, I've never ice skated or any other "snow" sports. Your descriptions were amazing! Felt like I was watchin on TV!

    Thank you for sharing!

    tammyfaris1966 at gmaildotcom

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    1. Appreciate the compliments Tammy! Glad you enjoyed the story :) Hey, if you live down South, one way to increase your familiarity with "snow sports" is to attend a game of teams in the Southern Professional Hockey League. Among the states represented in the league are Tennessee, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Florida.
      We were down South over the Christmas holidays and watched a game between the Knoxville, TN, Ice Bears, and Columbus, GA, Cottonmouths. Plenty of action including three fights or "scraps" as Northern hockey fans call them.

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  28. Great post and done with such humor and style. I am SO glad I stopped by. Totally enjoyed every word of it -- atmosphere! Wait, I think I can see my breath. Whooo. See? There. There it is again. Whooo. OK, leaving now. ;)

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    1. Thanx Sheri :) Great to get "props" from a fellow spank-fiction comedienne!

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  29. Now that was fun!! I had a smile on my face through out the whole story! Very creative indeed:) Thanks for sharing! thecoverartisan@gmail.com

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  30. OMG, Claire, I have always loved your sense of humor!
    This had me grinning and giggling out loud. LOved it!

    BTW, if there ever is a real S.W. competition, let me know!
    I'm in!
    I can win the nipple segment, hands down! (And I don't even need any of your frigid temps ;)

    Happy Winter Spanks!
    Katherine deane40 at gmail dot com

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    1. Thanx Katherine :) Glad you enjoyed the story and I will certainly suggest you as an athlete-in-training eager to be signed to a multi-million dollar contract should some sporting impresario decide to start a real-life version of the Spanked Wives Winter Games.

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  31. You never fail to make me laugh.
    Lburger1908 at gmail dot com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments! Glad you enjoyed the story :)

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  32. Very humorous and fun! I would never last, with the spanking, maybe, but the cold, no way. daiziedraper at yahoo.com.

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    1. Appreciate the compliments on the story Daizie! I understand about the cold. I'm much more of a warm-weather-spanking kind of gal myself.

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  33. Yikes! I'd have to move, and quick. I don't take well to exposure or being fondled by 90 year old men. Great story, though. Had me laughing in several places.

    krblake@kathrynrblake.com

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  34. This was too funny! Love your blog, too!
    whitk22222227@gmail.com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments Karen! Glad you enjoyed the story :)

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  35. Great story!

    terrihawk66@yahoo.com

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  36. Your tradition sounds awesome! Great story! Happy New Year! Thanks for being apart of this awesome hop! Have fun!
    shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. Appreciate the compliments Shadow. Glad you enjoyed the story :)

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