Dear
1950s Wife,
For
the longest time, my husband wouldn’t buy me a computer tablet because he
figured I’d waste time Facebooking, Twittering and watching “I Love Lucy”
re-runs on You Tube when I should be cleaning house, cooking dinner and washing
his clothes.
But
after hearing from other 1950s-style husbands about useful computer
applications for increasing housewife productivity, he bought me a computer
tablet for my birthday. It’s been so helpful in keeping me on my toes.
For
example, with the camera phone function, rather than taking my word for it, Hubby can visually inspect the house in his regular calls home during the workday to
make sure on I’m on schedule.
Times
before, I’ve been apt to take short cuts in the morning, such as giving the attic
windowsills a quick once-over with the feather duster rather than a sound
cleaning, in the hopes of freeing up time to watch my favorite soap opera. Then
I’d down an afternoon “pick-me-up” of energy drink, three packets of sugar and
a diet pill and “power clean” to catch up.
Now
that I’m no longer tempted, I make steady progress through the day and give the
attic windowsills the attention they deserve. And, by foregoing my afternoon
tonic, I’ve gained five pounds in back, which makes Hubby’s spankings hurt
less. Plus my breasts are once again full enough to balance the breakfast tray
when I serve Hubby his bacon, eggs, coffee and toast in the morning.
They’re
other great apps Hubby installed, including streaming music of John Phillips
Sousa marching songs that are great for keeping time as I launder and iron, as
well as a fabulous “time-and-motion calculator” that specifies the appropriate length
for each household task down to the tenth of a second.
By
implementing these measures, I’ve freed up seventeen minutes in my day, which
affords me the opportunity to resume my cherished hobby of knitting Christmas
sweaters for Hubby, Dear Ol’ Dad, uncles, brother-in-laws, nephews and male
cousins in the family.
Of
course Hubby refuses to allow Facebook, Twitter, You Tube and other
time-wasting applications on my tablet. But, as sign of how pleased he is with
my housekeeping and curvier figure, he’s decided I may install one recreational
computer application on my tablet and expend eight of those extra 17 daily minutes
on some “me time.”
After
thinking about it, I’m going with Pinterest. All my non-submissive gal pals use
it and they’re just a gaga about the neat “pin boards” you can find.
I
told Hubby and he says OK as long as I don’t look at anything inappropriate
such as boards advocating feminism and other liberal politics. But, as avid
readers of your blog, we agree that I should check with you first for
recommendations.
Do
you know of any Pinterest boards especially appropriate for the submissive
wife?
Good
woman,
Interesting
that you should ask for I just the other day heard word of a fantastic new
Pinterest board, "The 1950s Well Spanked Wife" by Claire Colinsgrove.
While
my husband normally allows me to use the internet just to post to this blog, in
the interest of researching the noble practice of “wife spanking” and other
cherished aspects of the 1950s lifestyle, I took a look. Certainly “The 1950s
Well Spanked Wife” should be required reading for all submissive wives and
dominant husbands, as well as vanilla couples willing to check it out as they
certainly could learn a thing or two.
Along
with hilarious 1950s-era “spanking cartoons” that celebrate the time when a
husband wasn’t afraid to put his naughty wife over his knee and paddle her pert
posterior, the board also includes totally awesome so-called “sexist ads” of
the 1950s and 60s.
And
for you gals whose husbands let you look at racier fare, Mrs. Colinsgrove also
has a Tumblr blog "Well Disciplined Wives" The blog consists of far-out photos she’s
found online of “ball gags, chastity belts, punishment outfits, restraints,
shivery pre-spanking suspense, submissive posturing and all that good stuff for
keeping submissive wives.”
Photos
are NSFW and posted for artistic purposes only. You must be 18 years old or
older to read the blog.
