Our beloved Seattle Seahawks football team plays the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl today and we residents of the Evergreen State are confident that victory will be ours.
My wife doesn't watch football except for the Super Bowl, so in Seahawks games this season up till now I've not faced the prospect of my concentration being disturbed by her asking silly questions such as "why do they call it football if their feet rarely touch the ball" and "what inning is it."
In years past, when my wife watched Super Bowls with me not featuring the Seahawks, I've relied on threats of a spanking and a lengthy time-out in the naughty chair to keep her properly quiet during the Big Game. But, my wife being a loyal Washington stater, I'm concerned that her enthusiasm over the inevitable Seahawks win will encourage her to talk during the game thus taking my attention from the TV screen where it belongs.
Consequently, I've decided my wife will wear a ball gag during the Super Bowl. As the goal is precautionary discipline rather than punishment, my wife will wear a moderately-sized ball gag rather than the super-sized, drool-enhancing one I make her wear for gossiping on the phone, interrupting me when I'm trying to tell an important story and other violations of my rules.
The ball gag is colored Seahawks-style green and features a pleasant mint taste. Moreover, she may remove the gag to rest her jaw during half time, as long as she doesn't bother me about not being allowed to watch the silly Super Bowl halftime show, as I intend to use the 30 minutes catching up on highlights of the "lingerie bowl" on another channel.
Nevertheless, when I told my wife the other day of my decision, she complained that she least ought to get the chance to watch the game in silence first and not be gagged unless she messes up.
Of course, I turned her over my knee, lifted her skirt, lowered her panties and spanked her bottom cherry red for questioning my judgment. However, as game time nears and gag time beckons, I'm wondering if perhaps I'm being a bit too strict.
You've always struck me as being pretty smart for a woman. What your opinion? Give my wife a chance or button her tight beforehand?
Kind Sir:
You, of course, know your wife's predisposition to "jibber jabber" far better than I. But I'm of the firm opinion that it's better to stray on the side of caution.
What if during an important play, your wife blurts out some typical female comment while watching sports such as "that player's cute" or "he's got a nice ass." You might turn away from the screen to chastise her just as the game-winning touchdown is made, thus denying yourself a cherished memory of seeing the Seahawks clinch the Super Bowl the moment it happened.
By allowing your wife to wear a moderately-sized ball gag, particularly a mint-flavored one, rather than a super-sized, drool-maker, you've already shown yourself to be a kind and loving husband.
I would pop that ball gag on her without giving it a second thought. And, if she voices even a whisper of complaint during the break about not being allowed to watch the silly Super Bowl half-time show, spank her bare bottom beet red and put her in the corner in the naughty chair for the second half, ball gag in place.
I won't be watching the Super Bowl, as my husband no longer allows football on TV in our house due to adoption of the face mask and other so-called reforms that make a mockery of the sport. Instead we shall take in the professional wrestling matches at the town auditorium.
But good luck to the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos. May the best team win!
LOL, Claire! My husband and I are not sports fans, but previously we lived in the Seattle area. We're going to a neighbor's Super Bowl party, where everyone will be rooting for the Broncos. To be contrary, we'll cheer for the Seahawks.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliments on my story Cara :) A big win for the Seahawks. Perhaps the mint-flavored ball gag in Seahawks green that missus wore was a good luck charm. Not that Seahawks needed luck to win. Ouch, Bronco fans say. What a pasting!
DeleteClaire, I think you just gave me an idea for a book. . . this post is one of those searing hot things that just come out of nowhere and leave one shaking. . . I'm a New Englander, so I'm supposed to root against Peyton Manning, I think.
ReplyDeleteThanks Emily! Appreciate the compliments on the story. Yes, the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has had a long-running rivalry with Peyton Manning. I'm cool with the Patriots, but New England is also home to the villainous Boston Bruins hockey team and Boston Red Sox baseball team, foes of Chicago White Sox baseball and Chicago Blackhawks hockey teams, my fave teams.
Deletehow lovely :D yes, gagging so she doesn't mess anything up. I for one am glad my Master doesn't watch football- it will no doubt be a "mythbusters" day
ReplyDeleteThanx for the compliments Joelle. I trust that you're on good bevior watching Mythbusters with no excessive talking, thus sparing your Master from having get out the paddle for a "bottom buster."
DeleteHa! I was just talking about this the other day with a friend, about how I love to walk in front of the screen and make inane comments while the big game is on. Love it!
ReplyDeleteLOL Sheri, you sound like me when I watch sports with Hubby. Me being Claire Colinsgrove, of course, not her alter ego "1950s Wife."
DeleteGod I love dropping by here Claire! No super bowl for us over here but can I say go Broncos or will I get the ball gag? The super size spit enduring one???
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliments Natasha :) I suspect many Bronco fans would prefer to wear ball gags Monday because they're going to be mighty full eating there words otherwise.
DeleteThis was my first visit here and I enjoyed this post very much. As the head of a DD household I think the ball gag would be a wonderful addition to my wife's attire during football season.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the compliments! And, yes, nothing completes a pretty outfit for a submissive gal than a color-coordinated ball gag.
DeleteI try hard to fulfill my role as a submissive housewife when at home but have to admit that when it comes to watching sport I have on a number of occassions spoilt it form my husband and friends by misplaced talking. I know now that if I offend in this way there are serious and humiliating sanctions. Basically I end up confined to the kitchen in my school uniform doing laborious needlework e.g. pointlessly sewing buttons to a sheet and then removing them or knitting squares in complete silence whenever he is watching sport for a period normally at least one week and on one occasion up to 4 weeks. This prevents me spoiling his enjoyment and gives me time to think about my failings. In addition of course I get corporal punishment, corner time and early bed times as appropriate to the severity of my offence. Certainly deters me from repeating the offence.
ReplyDeleteYour husband certainly sounds like he takes a firm hand with you Rebecca. Wise man!
DeleteBut don't feel like your enforced needlework is pointless. No gal can get too much practice at her knitting. When it comes time to knit those holiday sweaters for the menfolk in your family, husband, father, father-in-law and brothers, you'll be grateful.
I really hate knitting even thought it is an activity I have accepted I need to fulfill for the reasons you describe. This has been reinforced by having to knit my own school cardigans which I am then forced to wear as part of the uniforming I have applied for severe misbehaviour or repetition of offences. I accept however that if I break the rule sI have agreed to that it is right that Jack enforces sanctions from the list again I have agreed to in whatever quantity and for the length he sees appropriate.
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