Friday, November 9, 2012

Love Our Lurkers Day (*/*) XOXOXO!!!


While 1950s Wife is pleased with Tuesday's election results on the whole, she of course is devastated that her pet political cause, repeal of the 19th Amendment, was once again overwhelmingly rejected at the ballot box.

Actually, it's not quite right to say that the measure was voted down because it wasn't on the ballot anywhere. Nevertheless, 1950s Wife has taken to her bed in mourning with only a snifter of elderberry wine for company.

(Normally a teetotaler, 1950s Wife takes the occasional sip of something stronger for medicinal purposes. Her diagnosis: chronic melancholia re persistent presence of 19th Amendment.)

She's asked me, her alter ego, Claire Colinsgrove, to announce that it's "Love Our Lurkers Day" on 1950s Wife and multitudes of other sites in the spanko blogosphere.

I'm wearing my best "naughty cheerleader" outfit of tight white sweater that highlights my ample bosom and teeny-tiny pleated skirt that barely covers my perky behind. I shake my pom-poms and jump up and down (my snug-fitting cheerleader bloomers on full display as I leap in the air) and call out:

"Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits, A Dollar! All Who Love Their Lukers, Stand Up And Holler!"

So here's to ya, lurkers, We Luv U (*/*) XOXOXO!!!

But 1950s Wife would love you even more if you weren't so shy. As incentive, she's authorized me, Claire Colinsgrove, to offer the following incentive: the first person who's never commented on this blog before who correctly identifies which constitutional protection 1950s Wife thinks the United States could certainly do without gets a cyber-pat on the back, or a cyber-swat on the butt, your choice.

And don't tell 1950s Wife because she'll call me a slut, but I've got an even better prize in mind. The first former lurker to correctly answer the question may instead choose to put me over their knee, lift my skimpy cheer skirt and cyber-spank me till I holler "Please Daddy Please, Don't Spank Me Anymore! I'll Be Good!"

(Or "Please Mommy" if you happen to be a chick.)

If that won't bring a lurker out of hiding, nothing will :)

32 comments:

  1. Creative as always! I can't qualify for the prize, because I've commented before, also, I have two choices:
    A. Freedom of speech or B. Due process

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    1. Thanks for the compliments Cara :)

      1950s Wife is a big supporter of Due Process except when sentenced to spankings by her husband. In those instances, the more "arbitrary and capricious" the better! (And the bigger the turn on!)

      As far as freedom of speech is concerned, 1950s Wife firmly believes the good submissive wife "should be seen" turned over her husband's knee as often as possible "and heard" shouting loudly as he tans her bottom with the "naughty girl paddle."

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  2. Hi

    Happy LOL 7 day! I'm a regular visitor to your blog, and always enjoy your posts. I can't answer the question because I don't know anything about American politics except who the President is for the next 4 years.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. Thanks so much for the compliments Hermione! I'm afraid I don't know much about Canadian politics except that the current Prime Minister is from the Conservative party. (I'd have to Google the subject to learn his name.)

      But I do know that Canada is where most of our cute Chicago Blackhawks hockey players come from. Those gap-tooth grins hockey players sport really spin my motor!

      Hugs Back,
      claire aka 1950s Wife

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  3. I'm with Hermione, we're Canadians, so I don't know the answer either! I do hope that 1950s Wife recovers quickly from her melancolia. Happy LOL Day!

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    1. Good to hear from you Christina :)

      I'm pleased to report that 1950s Wife has recovered from her depression. Her husband informed her this morning that three days was more than ample time for post-election pouting and that she needed a little "attitude adjustment." So he turned her over his knee, bared her behind, and soundly spanked her bottom with his hand.

      Hubby told 1950s Wife he expected her to meet him at the door when he returned from work with a smile on her face, martini in hand, the house as neat as a pin and dinner on the table or else she'd be making a return trip over his knee for a taste of the "naughty girl paddle."

      1950s Wife says that spanking and lecture were just what the doctor ordered and she couldn't be happier. So all's well that ends well!

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  4. Lurk here. Happy LOL Day. Take care.

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  5. Hi I visit your blog often and love it, thanks for posting!

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  6. Well, this post made me lol on LOL day! I'm honestly not sure if I've commented here before or not, but I do read and enjoy your blog. I hope 1950's Wife is feeling better soon! ;)

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    1. Thanks so much for the compliments on my story Grace :) I'll pass along your well wishes to 1950s Wife.

      Hugs,
      claire

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  7. Oh my goodness. I have commented but come on ladies - the 19th Ammendment? The women's right to vote!

    This is an important one. :)

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    1. Really good to hear from you Kitty :) I hope you and your Daddy are doing well!

      And right you are about the 19th Amendment. But I wouldn't worry about losing the right to vote. 1950s Wife is turning her considerable political talents to a new pet cause: re-adoption of Amendment No. 18.

      (Her platform does allow the continued use of elderberry wine for medicinal purposes and possession of one quarter gallon of malt liquor per married household so she and her fellow submissive wives can continue to prepare delicious beer ice cream for their husbands to enjoy along with fried beef jerky while watching football on TV Sunday afternoons.)

      Hugs,
      claire

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  8. Yeah, sorry Mrs. Housewife, but I'll be hanging on tightly to the 19th. But I appreciate you putting on the cheerleading outfit despite your melancholia.

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    1. "Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah! The right to vote is mighty 'fly'!"

      (I think "fly' means good, or at least it did back in the 1990s. My pop culture references are pretty old.)

      Hugs,
      claire

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  9. LOL!

    Now, I protest. I'm not a lurker, so I don't qualify. *pout*

    I think you deserve a cyber-spank for that.

    *giggle*

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    1. Hey I'll take my cyber-spanks any way I can get them! Thank you ma'am. May I have another?

      Hugs,
      claire

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  10. Hi
    I lurk here from time to time. I can't answer the question either because I am British and I don't understand (much) about USA politics.
    Happy LOL Day.
    Fred

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    1. Hi Fred Bloggs :) Cool screen name! Thanks so much for taking the time to comment!

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  11. US politics Pah! Bring back mad king George :) and Happy LOL Day.

    Prefectdt

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    1. Hi Prefectdt :)

      British history is not my best subject. Was King George the one who went mad from smoking too many "bowls" or was that Old King Cole?

      Appreciate your comment!

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  12. So clever, Claire. I'm sure you've made 1950s Wife proud.

    The cheer made me lol for LOL.

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  13. I’m not American either but I think I know….maybe. Could it be taking back the vote for women? Happy LOL day Claire :)

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  14. I joined this blog a little while back, and it's time to de-lurk!
    Hope you had a Happy LOL Day!
    MrBB

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    1. So pleased to meet you MrBB (sweet curtsy). Thanks for saying hello :)

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  15. Happy LOL Day! We both always enjoy your posts.

    :)
    ~Todd and Suzy
    americanspankingsociety.com

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