Saturday, August 27, 2011

Burned Dinner, Bottom "Lit on Fire"

Dear 1950s Wife:

Was it fair for Hubby to spank me with a breadboard paddle for burning dinner in the oven and feeding him microwaved hot dogs instead?

Good woman:



  1. You're just lucky that you had a microwave to use. A real 1950s wife would have had to take her husband out to dinner after being spanked and then get spanked again when they got home.


  2. Barrister,

    You are quite correct!

    I sent an e-mail to the husband pointing out that the microwave should be used for his convenience only by his wife warming up his pigs-in-a-blanket and other snacks eaten while watching football, boxing matches and other manly events on TV. He wrote back expressing much mortification for allowing his wife unfettered access to the microwave and promises to rectify the situation immediately.

    The wife will receive a sound bare-bottom spanking at bedtime each night for a week to reinforce the "no microwave rule." And husband advised he will add 100 push-ups to his morning calisthenics to remind himself of his failure to live up to his husbandly duty in this situation.